The only people who really welcome change are wet babies.
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.
There are 11 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who think they do but don't.
Oh my goodness, there's a message in my cereal. It says ''OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO''!
There are only 2 industries that call their customers "users". One is IT.
The only really important time in our lives is the time we waste with those we love.
The Boss's instructions: Be good, don't do evil, and make me look good.
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Silently, one by one in the infinite meadows of heaven, Blossomed the lovely stars, the forget-me-nots of the Angels.
Apply your heart to instruction and your ears to words of knowledge.